Thursday, December 2, 2010

Paty Manterola De Nuda

Enjoy The Silence I

- 11/22/1910 :
Day Zero. We could get everything perfect. After trying and get lucky with a flight before our PMI to BCN, because it was just time flight arrival and departure of Newark, no most come to Barcelona and look at the information screens, we see that we have 1 hour and 45 minutes late. Both early for nothing. After 30 minutes, our flight to Newark is estimated that 13 hours comes to English. So, 2 hours and 30 minutes later. Farewell evening in Times Square. Do not know how to drink the delay. The most we've had in my life that I remember, were 45 minutes long, with a flight to Barcelona and Galicia, at that time. At this time I remember all our German clients who have suffered delays to the Condor over the summer ... and I feel like them. We

7 hours on the plane. My ass, for 3, already has the shape of the seat. I have finally lost their fear of the bathrooms of the aircraft, mostly for noses. I do not remember having set foot in one since he had, at least ten years. Seriously, who can be quiet to carry out certain tasks, with the noise and minimal space and claustrophobic? We still have 1063km to go. With a little luck, there is still light in Newark, while the rest of Europe and Asia have long been sleeping.

We're here. After 6500km. I think even in three years, not going back to make a long journey. So Argentina, will have to wait patiently.

Our Shuttle is not waiting. No any office of the company. We need to call a toll free number. It has been a mistake and have to pay $ 50 extra and wait half an hour. Outside, cars are huge. Most taxis are yellow rather normal. Driver often has touched.

The hotel is decorated with lights hideous by the outside. Inside, the heat is on the wafer. Almost all workers are Indians. The first thing I'm in the room, apart from the two double beds, is a bible in the drawer of the nightstand. Grim.

Outside, huge cars inclinadísimas slopes. It seems that we are in San Francisco. Buy something for dinner (a muffin and a banana cake and nuts which is awesome), and we see advertising panels that both attorneys had told us my brother, when he went to Las Vegas and San Francisco. Everyone knows that in America you sue for anything.

not give us time off to NY. We stayed in the room watching for the first time, House MD on Fox itself, in the same day of issue. Yes, I will have when it comes to Mallorca bajármelo because I do not hear half.

- 23/11/1910 :
I leave the shower and I feel we are at 28 degrees in the room. While trying to relax with the "air conditioning" for flushing over me through the window I see a squirrel foraging food pizza boxes. What a joke.

For breakfast we eat a waffle with apple syrup. In the movies seems thicker. Also try the colorful cereal dye colors that taste more than anything else. Everyone here is helpful ostia and twee. There seems to be to give thanks to you for calling the elevator. This is not in Spain.

The bus route to NY, I realize I'm treading just minutes from the city. What a dreamer. There is a traffic hell. We went through the Lincoln Tunnel, longer than a day without bread. But what impatience, by god. We are

. And see the Empire State Building. I think at Alexander Platz in Berlin. The McDonalds is decorated with lights of Broadway. What flip. Yellow cabs every three meters. Police everywhere. And the wax museum! Is Whoopi Goldberg (his figure) at the entrance, and as Americans would say "It creeps the hell out of me!".

We set ourselves a tour of the Downtown. And then, of Brooklyn. Panolis I remember Dan from "Gossip Girl", who lives there. The guide told us that there is some bad feeling between NY and them. So do with New Jersey. Of course, copying enough of NY. The Preston Park is a blatant copy of Central Park. They also have a copy of the Flatiron ... And the Statue of Liberty! Original apart from the bridge, is the pizza at "Antonio's". Best pizza ever.

went into the NY night. Times Square is petadísima people. I flip. Lights everywhere. The buildings, soaring, I break his neck. I feel overwhelmed. This is the pear. And God ... blacks are super cute.

- 24/11/1910 :
Today it is sunny. But cooler than yesterday. Again with the waffle. And I cereals. Now take colored marshmallows. And by the way, learn to use the bus line in New Jersey.

Mother, all Citysight buses have problems with the mikes. But Denise Lo Curro. What Pirada aunt. He tells us where Heath Ledger lived and died. Gift Wrapping Price pulled the boxes from Macy's, and points out the park where you started the whole gay liberation movement in New York, among other things. Turns the microphone on Bleecker's Street because they put fines. It seems unbelievable. In the streets every now and are playing the horn. And something more quiet streets make you a fine of up to $ 350 for making unnecessary noise. FLI-PAN-ET.

We got off at Battery Park, to go with the ferry to see Miss Statue of Liberty. There are squirrels everywhere. What a day so spectacular! One wonders, where the hell is the pollution in this city? Not seen. A little weird. In Barcelona you see it from anywhere.

Makes a damn cold on the boat. But my mother, aunt impressed as anyone. Still, there are people who always expect something much larger. And I do want to tell you, I like the Statue of Liberty alternate reality Fringe. We passed through Ellis Island and we record that at no time in the history of NY has been no peace, no Rekers, no Vazquez. We are 100% European. Curran graphs are here.

back and find a place to eat. Velseka enter. Macaroni and cheese is no big deal, but the cheesecake ... God, the cheesecake. Spectacular. And we learn that the price does not include tax. That's always what you get then when they do the ticket. And I suggest to leave a 12, a 15 or 20% tip. For fellows know now, now, leave a tip or spank you. Although the service is painful. Of course, if you go to McDonald's for that you save. But, warned "ARE.

We're going to make the Uptown. When. There is a horrific traffic. Luckily it's only two long streets. We turn next to the Apple store and tells the phone (a guy who seems gay but is married to a Russia which wants to think that there is no spyware) which is the third most photographed building in NY. The apartments are worth $ 3 million. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have one out there. I do not know how many more famous. Even Vin Diesel. We phone account that is movies, popular series and that Vin Diesel has a twin brother. I'm super stoked. He adds that it is just the same, but with hair. We went through the tour by the Harlem. Not that I'm afraid, but I prefer not to walk around. Not even in broad daylight. Just in case. Started to decline. We
the Upper East Side, where it is set "Gossip Girl." He tells a story of the series but I can not hear well. Still, I laugh nodding because I've only heard Chuck Bass. We passed not know how many embassies and museums do not know what. And the Central Park on our right and in the dark, waiting for us tomorrow. The guide told us that, according to a book that was purchased a few weeks ago, Central Park is not a natural park, but everything, absolutely everything, is made by human hands. Okay, except a lake. Everything else is carved, designed and placed for a few cracks they decided they needed a lung NY. To all this, throughout the tour, the guide advises us on what time to get to NY the next day, because it's Thanksgiving and Macy's organizes the parade.

More cops. Some horse. Sewers vapor cast, yes. Just like in the movies. What I flip, apart from the gorgeous black around here (and do not talk about pijetes) is that what you see in the movies it's just what we see here. Believe me, the fat cop eating donuts and greasy there and be in some corner of 7th Avenue sitting in the patrol car. And the black crazy yelling and gesturing with his very long and false nails while talking on the phone with a New Orleans accent ... yes, that I have it next to now. NY

impressive. But at night off the talks.

- 11/25/1910: Happy Thanksgiving
, NY!

I think that we will arrive in time for the parade of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day, while I see a girl with braids thrusting quickly, gracefully, his mother, because the parade will end and they are still there. Are 8.17. And do not start until 9.

climbed the slope of the devil to get to the bus stop. The houses are wooden. Of wood that here in Europe we rotated every time a tornado passed by the U.S. and we have the news on TV. Of the wood.

No traffic. Incredible. We arrived in 20 minutes. Inexplicably, we get an optimal visual point for the parade. 7th Avenue 42, just where do one round of travel. Is 9. Within maybe 20 minutes you will see a giant Snoopy in front of us. How many people are here, by god. Three hundred thousand children around me and complaining that they do not see a damn thing. There are a lot of Hispanics. A boy in front of me, sends a message of Thanksgiving to over half his phonebook. The paste that is going to leave.

already beginning to arrive. How great they are, dammit. And the cold that the girls have to go dancing. These costumes cheerleaders ... brrrrrrr. We are 2 or 3 degrees! Me back hurts like hell and I have frozen feet. Kayne West passes. Some dudes to some Disney channel. And Jessica Simpson. Thankfully they have not brought the Jonas Brothers. Oh, Bert and Ernie! This is unbelievable. Bob Sponja. A picture for my brother. Shrek. A background picture with him for feisbuk profile. Buzz Light year! And it sounds "Thriller" by Michael Jackson based on trumpets, trombones and cymbals. But what amazing!

Every time we get near the parade. There is still a lot of people. I do not know how many figures are missing and the back pain begins in earnest. But the parade is awesome. I can die in peace.

The eleven-plus. Santa Claus is flying (I mean very quickly). Empeiza people to disperse in a super tidy. And in some stores sales start. I make my first purchase, driven by the cold street.

went into Roxy's. Only for coffee and cheesecake. The cake is the best cheesecake I've tasted in my life. Worth almost $ 10. An enormous chunk. I do not want runs.

We went up to Central Park. And it starts raining. We get so filthy raincoats guiris about that until I make funny. The park is huge. And the time is right. The trees are losing some of their leaves, of different colors. Finally, a flip. I feel like a movie star. And the squirrels ... Are everywhere! Admirable. New Yorkers go out to run we are about 1 degree and raining. We

to "Strawberry Fields" and "Imagine" by John Lennon. On each anniversary of the death of the most famous Beatle, Yoko Ono and their son go to Strawberry Fields and sing their songs. We miss

wanting to get out. This is HUGE. Get exit. What a beating. But we move forward. And we go to Rockefeller Center. Top Of The Rock. NY by night from the heights. I'm dying.

(photos, in a few days in the feisbuk)
(2nd hand, maybe tomorrow)
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