Friday, December 17, 2010

Concession Trailer For Sale In Tennessee

Enjoy The Silence II

- 26/10/1911 :
Black Friday. On after Thanksgiving in the U.S. there are bargains. And my mother and I are going to Jersey Gardens, a huge outlet where you could easily pass a whole week and still missing you time. And of course, Americans are used to queue for anything ... because they are always too everywhere.

Inexplicably, not a burden, despite the number of people around here. Even has its own living space to walk without bumping into anyone. I remember my days in BCN, a Saturday at FNAC ... and the truth is that we have much to envy these people.
There
rock suitcases next to the outlet. There are zillions of thousand stores and not spend many millions of dollars.

my Mother. You can not enter the Levis store. It is impossible to see the cowboys. And Victoria's Secret store is lining up to enter.

I think I've spent about $ 500 and the face, in five hours. I change the Adidas Converse by a newly purchased. God, how wonderful. Adidas comfort that only cost me 28 €.

I bundled an American, too bad for me, you know Castilian, and I spend $ 140 on a plate supersonic hair and leave the outlet with a hairstyle that neither Goldilocks (to this day, I can say that the dollars are well invested because the plate is the fucking dick, speaking ill and soon xD).

After the madness and a walk from the bus stop to the hotel over tooooooooodas loading bags fuck my mother and I got into the room and we need a bag. One of mine. I want to die. A black jeans, white shirt and a jersey. All well combined. My mother gives me $ 50 for the loss. And I shot in bed in resignation plan. My head began to think alone and realize that it is impossible that the bag was left in the bus or we been dropped because it was a bag that I remember seeing in my hand to reach the hotel. My mother is low and the stock market at the reception. I had left next to the elevator without realizing it. I am returning $ 50 to my mother. If it is a piece of bread, Aunt. He says, "Thankfully, now I can be happy with my purchases but I know bad for you." If there is to love her! xDD

- 27/11/1910 :
is incredible. The weather man was not wrong even once since we arrived. Predictor even when rain on Thursday. And could be so good our meteorologists. Climbing

300km / h the horrific costs to the bus stop to avoid losing it, I notice that there are a lot of power lines crossing from side to side, from one house to another, the street. When we're up, we realize that the bus is not going to take up within 40 minutes because we had looked at the schedule on Friday ... and Saturday. Vale. Comes a minibus from another company, and cheaper, which leads to the same stop. While on the bus line was American, this is almost all Hispanic. What.

Finally, the MOMA. Awesome. The design architect of the museum is the cane. And I made a terrible illusion that some of the photographers that I have studied are exposed. There's a picture of Sally Mann portrays his daughter strikes me greatly. Days left to see the whole museum and all exhibits. In the middle of our tour we heard screams from a few floors down. Luckily, I had read the entry you are making a sound exposure (!) In which calls for public participation and possibly hear strange things. I start to hurt your feet. There are things that are very interesting set. And you stand before others and make "¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?". Scholars walk around here with your notebook taking notes of everything.

After the visit to the MOMA gift shop (which would take me all but I do not get anything), we're going for some pancakes. Timan us $ 40 for two pancakes, a slice of cheese and two coffees disgusting. The cheesecake is the worst I could try in a restaurant. Indeed, Americans have no fucking idea of \u200b\u200bmaking coffee. We

again close to Central Park. I would re-enter and get lost again, but there are still many things to do. We go to the Cathedral of St Paul. The truth is that impacts the image of a cathedral in the meantime high rise modern building. There are plenty of rock. The windows are super colorful. I love the rose. Is enormous. There are two Americans who can not light a candle. Really, how much human stupidity. And it's funny see people praying in the meantime tourists taking photos. No flash, though.

continued our way down, to go up to the New York Public Library. We are already quite tired. I think the only body part that hurts me is the head. The library is very neat. I take it there is a small exhibition of photographs while my mother sits on a bench to rest your feet. When I get it, apart from seeing a huge Christmas tree inside the main entrance, I see that women have been parishes in the bank. And we still beating. Let

the Grand Central Station. The season of films. Who the heck has not seen in the cinema hall? Impress milk when you're there. And of course, not missing flags. Ah, the legendary timepiece! It is forbidden to sit on the stairs. And people come and go at all hours.

Since we have close, we go to Bryant Park and the Christmas market and have mounted. The distance is the great Empire State Building. How fucking blunts. Okay, so you can see, the market is quite pijete market. I think there's nothing here worth less than $ 50. Cágate parrot. And in the center, a skating rink. Much cheaper than the Rockefeller Center. Whether it's free. All you have to pay is the skates, not the other ... namely that you go how much they charge you for stepping on the ice. We are a while watching people trying not to fall. There is a black (gorgeous, of course) dancing in style with your own skates. The thing that needs too much space for its twists and inexperienced much got the look to go direct to stamp on him.

while ago that has fallen the night in Manhattan. Begins to get colder. And apart from foot pain, stomach growls. And touch and a real American hamburger. We're going to Schnippers, we are left next to the bus station. The place is unique in the world. No more Schnippers scattered there. And the burger is disgustingly good. But fuck, how I smell your fingers then onion. Whether you wash my hands, there is the smell.

handsome guys I keep seeing everywhere. Ays, if I could stay!

- 11/28/1910 :
today plays the Financial District and the Brooklyn Bridge. And what we see on the road. I forget my cereal. I will miss when we leave. We arrived

Vesey Street, which is next to Ground Zero. Before heading to there, we stopped to see a monument to the Irish, near the Hudson River. It is a piece of "village." And in stone are engraved the names of Irish towns.

We get into a building shaped like a dome. Inside there are 30 palm trees. But the real thing. I flips it to these people. When we crossed the building, we went to the hole left by the Twin Towers. It makes my hair stand on end to think of September 11th. I try to imagine there on the day it all happened really and I am very impressed. Now everything works.

We walked around the area with the idea of \u200b\u200bgoing to the Brooklyn Bridge and cross it. Along the way we find a memorandum to firefighters who lost their lives in the 11-S. A plate does not know how many meters, bronze metal. The names of those who were there. And the museum's 11-S. And around that whole area, fenced, photos of the new building will occupy the area.

After a long walk, we finally arrived at Suspension Bridge. What old-bridge. One clearly can get there, see it and go. But you have to cross it. You can not go to NY and do not cross the Brooklyn Bridge! My mother nearly run over by a bike on the back to NY and almost died of a heart scare. I zillion thousand photos and they all look like you always see the bridge. But is ... Another picture what is going to do? A couple asks me to take a photo. Predicament and I'm doing a video. The man I apologize 30 times for not having noticed. I make the picture. He says, "Oh! Very professional!" Is a compact catapún year to be batteries. With a smattering of pan, anyone can be professional xD.

We have crossed. Music is heard. A group of B-Boys are doing a small demonstration of his skills. We stayed to see them. Mother of God. There is one with a mop of curly hair afro exaggerated. Strikes and clashes with the great body that has the type. Start dancing. I start to make a video. When they finish, have a peculiar way of asking for money. We basically say that if no money left, we pursued down the street ... What jachondos. By the way, the hair afros ... It was a wig. Thank goodness.

City Hall Park. Tiny sculptures weirdos around here. City Hall is closed. And I can not stop thinking of Al Pacino movie called precisely "City Hall". I have it, but I have not seen, so I do not know if it really is made in NY. Ah ... Al Pacino. May already have crossed you in your city. If you do not let yourself be seen.

When we cross the street, we hear more music. That kind of music you hear through these speakers that highlight typical bass, and usually the stereo typical of giant cars only seen in American films (say for example the leading Tony Soprano himself by New Jersey), and, mostly, leads the typical black American. The music reverberates throughout the block. And while my mother and I are expecting a minivan turn American Honda goes for these long, at least 10 years old, dark green, and chipped paint, with a black inside (of course), all excited and giving himself good atmosphere for the music that comes out of his car . I start from laughter. I have no head. The guy is practically stopped at the traffic light one block from us and still hear his music. Clearly, the paste is left on the stereo, and not in the car.

A woman deceives us and tells us that in Tribeca, there are no buses on Sundays. We get to walk and see the half-hour bus passes precisely, we wanted to catch. Fuck the lady. And his entire family. Back out part the way we have done to cut a couple of stops. And by the way we found a place, that of Washington. How pretty are all the parks. And what colorful. We

the Empire State Building. Ups. Well, that's up so to speak. First we make a queue for this. Now, a queue for that. And another tail. And wait, that is another, yet. After 30 minutes, we were up. NY all our feet. And the sun is hiding. Ays, what a view. And it's cold, damn. Galician Some argue, behind me, where views are best, whether here or in the Top Of The Rock. I decide I do not either.

Returning to downtown, entered Toy 'R Us, mostly because I was told I had to. Mecagoenlahostiaputa. There is a ferris wheel inside the store. And children with parents uploaded, go around it. This is disbelief.

And why not. We could not leave here without stepping on the Planet Hollywood. He has touched all soda waitress. What can we do. So many people that we have to put a brave face, one had to touch us it was up to the very smiling all day. What stress. I like a lasagna in Los Angeles that is impressive. My mother enjoys some ribs. And Jay-Z and Alicia Keys sings, 300 monitors, "Empire State Of Mind." I begin to say, as crazy: "Oh, I've been there!", while watching the video.

This is just folks.

- 11/29/1910 :
It finished what it was given.

An American in front of me eating a sandwich, half a meter in length. My mother and I have eaten a Chinese minimenú through Newark Airport. Are

17:25. Within an hour should start shipping. Luckily, today we have no delay. Let's undo the 6.500km. Arrive at 9 am English time, Barcelona. And does not leave until 15.50 flight to Palma. The day (or days) I will do forever.

We eat the last of the banana muffin nuit USA. How beautiful and how great it is. Exactly like NY!

- Bonus Track :
The boy who sat beside me on the flight, was ... a character carefully. I saw a movie. And practically, the rest of the time, I had to sleep. So I got the impression that we came in a flash plasma to BCN. IIH time sleeping on benches impossible (for us was 3 am). And then we did even more time sleeping in the same banks impossible but a little closer to the gate of our flight home.

not remember what time it was when we arrived in Mallorca. And luckily, our bags were where they had be. Imagine ... Not arrived and having to make a claim. What stick. We

home. Home sweet home. The truth is that after two days of travel give a shit you left behind NY. The only thing one wants is to catch the bed and sleep. And I did. 14 hours.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Paty Manterola De Nuda

Enjoy The Silence I

- 11/22/1910 :
Day Zero. We could get everything perfect. After trying and get lucky with a flight before our PMI to BCN, because it was just time flight arrival and departure of Newark, no most come to Barcelona and look at the information screens, we see that we have 1 hour and 45 minutes late. Both early for nothing. After 30 minutes, our flight to Newark is estimated that 13 hours comes to English. So, 2 hours and 30 minutes later. Farewell evening in Times Square. Do not know how to drink the delay. The most we've had in my life that I remember, were 45 minutes long, with a flight to Barcelona and Galicia, at that time. At this time I remember all our German clients who have suffered delays to the Condor over the summer ... and I feel like them. We

7 hours on the plane. My ass, for 3, already has the shape of the seat. I have finally lost their fear of the bathrooms of the aircraft, mostly for noses. I do not remember having set foot in one since he had, at least ten years. Seriously, who can be quiet to carry out certain tasks, with the noise and minimal space and claustrophobic? We still have 1063km to go. With a little luck, there is still light in Newark, while the rest of Europe and Asia have long been sleeping.

We're here. After 6500km. I think even in three years, not going back to make a long journey. So Argentina, will have to wait patiently.

Our Shuttle is not waiting. No any office of the company. We need to call a toll free number. It has been a mistake and have to pay $ 50 extra and wait half an hour. Outside, cars are huge. Most taxis are yellow rather normal. Driver often has touched.

The hotel is decorated with lights hideous by the outside. Inside, the heat is on the wafer. Almost all workers are Indians. The first thing I'm in the room, apart from the two double beds, is a bible in the drawer of the nightstand. Grim.

Outside, huge cars inclinadísimas slopes. It seems that we are in San Francisco. Buy something for dinner (a muffin and a banana cake and nuts which is awesome), and we see advertising panels that both attorneys had told us my brother, when he went to Las Vegas and San Francisco. Everyone knows that in America you sue for anything.

not give us time off to NY. We stayed in the room watching for the first time, House MD on Fox itself, in the same day of issue. Yes, I will have when it comes to Mallorca bajármelo because I do not hear half.

- 23/11/1910 :
I leave the shower and I feel we are at 28 degrees in the room. While trying to relax with the "air conditioning" for flushing over me through the window I see a squirrel foraging food pizza boxes. What a joke.

For breakfast we eat a waffle with apple syrup. In the movies seems thicker. Also try the colorful cereal dye colors that taste more than anything else. Everyone here is helpful ostia and twee. There seems to be to give thanks to you for calling the elevator. This is not in Spain.

The bus route to NY, I realize I'm treading just minutes from the city. What a dreamer. There is a traffic hell. We went through the Lincoln Tunnel, longer than a day without bread. But what impatience, by god. We are

. And see the Empire State Building. I think at Alexander Platz in Berlin. The McDonalds is decorated with lights of Broadway. What flip. Yellow cabs every three meters. Police everywhere. And the wax museum! Is Whoopi Goldberg (his figure) at the entrance, and as Americans would say "It creeps the hell out of me!".

We set ourselves a tour of the Downtown. And then, of Brooklyn. Panolis I remember Dan from "Gossip Girl", who lives there. The guide told us that there is some bad feeling between NY and them. So do with New Jersey. Of course, copying enough of NY. The Preston Park is a blatant copy of Central Park. They also have a copy of the Flatiron ... And the Statue of Liberty! Original apart from the bridge, is the pizza at "Antonio's". Best pizza ever.

went into the NY night. Times Square is petadísima people. I flip. Lights everywhere. The buildings, soaring, I break his neck. I feel overwhelmed. This is the pear. And God ... blacks are super cute.

- 24/11/1910 :
Today it is sunny. But cooler than yesterday. Again with the waffle. And I cereals. Now take colored marshmallows. And by the way, learn to use the bus line in New Jersey.

Mother, all Citysight buses have problems with the mikes. But Denise Lo Curro. What Pirada aunt. He tells us where Heath Ledger lived and died. Gift Wrapping Price pulled the boxes from Macy's, and points out the park where you started the whole gay liberation movement in New York, among other things. Turns the microphone on Bleecker's Street because they put fines. It seems unbelievable. In the streets every now and are playing the horn. And something more quiet streets make you a fine of up to $ 350 for making unnecessary noise. FLI-PAN-ET.

We got off at Battery Park, to go with the ferry to see Miss Statue of Liberty. There are squirrels everywhere. What a day so spectacular! One wonders, where the hell is the pollution in this city? Not seen. A little weird. In Barcelona you see it from anywhere.

Makes a damn cold on the boat. But my mother, aunt impressed as anyone. Still, there are people who always expect something much larger. And I do want to tell you, I like the Statue of Liberty alternate reality Fringe. We passed through Ellis Island and we record that at no time in the history of NY has been no peace, no Rekers, no Vazquez. We are 100% European. Curran graphs are here.

back and find a place to eat. Velseka enter. Macaroni and cheese is no big deal, but the cheesecake ... God, the cheesecake. Spectacular. And we learn that the price does not include tax. That's always what you get then when they do the ticket. And I suggest to leave a 12, a 15 or 20% tip. For fellows know now, now, leave a tip or spank you. Although the service is painful. Of course, if you go to McDonald's for that you save. But, warned "ARE.

We're going to make the Uptown. When. There is a horrific traffic. Luckily it's only two long streets. We turn next to the Apple store and tells the phone (a guy who seems gay but is married to a Russia which wants to think that there is no spyware) which is the third most photographed building in NY. The apartments are worth $ 3 million. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have one out there. I do not know how many more famous. Even Vin Diesel. We phone account that is movies, popular series and that Vin Diesel has a twin brother. I'm super stoked. He adds that it is just the same, but with hair. We went through the tour by the Harlem. Not that I'm afraid, but I prefer not to walk around. Not even in broad daylight. Just in case. Started to decline. We
the Upper East Side, where it is set "Gossip Girl." He tells a story of the series but I can not hear well. Still, I laugh nodding because I've only heard Chuck Bass. We passed not know how many embassies and museums do not know what. And the Central Park on our right and in the dark, waiting for us tomorrow. The guide told us that, according to a book that was purchased a few weeks ago, Central Park is not a natural park, but everything, absolutely everything, is made by human hands. Okay, except a lake. Everything else is carved, designed and placed for a few cracks they decided they needed a lung NY. To all this, throughout the tour, the guide advises us on what time to get to NY the next day, because it's Thanksgiving and Macy's organizes the parade.

More cops. Some horse. Sewers vapor cast, yes. Just like in the movies. What I flip, apart from the gorgeous black around here (and do not talk about pijetes) is that what you see in the movies it's just what we see here. Believe me, the fat cop eating donuts and greasy there and be in some corner of 7th Avenue sitting in the patrol car. And the black crazy yelling and gesturing with his very long and false nails while talking on the phone with a New Orleans accent ... yes, that I have it next to now. NY

impressive. But at night off the talks.

- 11/25/1910: Happy Thanksgiving
, NY!

I think that we will arrive in time for the parade of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day, while I see a girl with braids thrusting quickly, gracefully, his mother, because the parade will end and they are still there. Are 8.17. And do not start until 9.

climbed the slope of the devil to get to the bus stop. The houses are wooden. Of wood that here in Europe we rotated every time a tornado passed by the U.S. and we have the news on TV. Of the wood.

No traffic. Incredible. We arrived in 20 minutes. Inexplicably, we get an optimal visual point for the parade. 7th Avenue 42, just where do one round of travel. Is 9. Within maybe 20 minutes you will see a giant Snoopy in front of us. How many people are here, by god. Three hundred thousand children around me and complaining that they do not see a damn thing. There are a lot of Hispanics. A boy in front of me, sends a message of Thanksgiving to over half his phonebook. The paste that is going to leave.

already beginning to arrive. How great they are, dammit. And the cold that the girls have to go dancing. These costumes cheerleaders ... brrrrrrr. We are 2 or 3 degrees! Me back hurts like hell and I have frozen feet. Kayne West passes. Some dudes to some Disney channel. And Jessica Simpson. Thankfully they have not brought the Jonas Brothers. Oh, Bert and Ernie! This is unbelievable. Bob Sponja. A picture for my brother. Shrek. A background picture with him for feisbuk profile. Buzz Light year! And it sounds "Thriller" by Michael Jackson based on trumpets, trombones and cymbals. But what amazing!

Every time we get near the parade. There is still a lot of people. I do not know how many figures are missing and the back pain begins in earnest. But the parade is awesome. I can die in peace.

The eleven-plus. Santa Claus is flying (I mean very quickly). Empeiza people to disperse in a super tidy. And in some stores sales start. I make my first purchase, driven by the cold street.

went into Roxy's. Only for coffee and cheesecake. The cake is the best cheesecake I've tasted in my life. Worth almost $ 10. An enormous chunk. I do not want runs.

We went up to Central Park. And it starts raining. We get so filthy raincoats guiris about that until I make funny. The park is huge. And the time is right. The trees are losing some of their leaves, of different colors. Finally, a flip. I feel like a movie star. And the squirrels ... Are everywhere! Admirable. New Yorkers go out to run we are about 1 degree and raining. We

to "Strawberry Fields" and "Imagine" by John Lennon. On each anniversary of the death of the most famous Beatle, Yoko Ono and their son go to Strawberry Fields and sing their songs. We miss

wanting to get out. This is HUGE. Get exit. What a beating. But we move forward. And we go to Rockefeller Center. Top Of The Rock. NY by night from the heights. I'm dying.

(photos, in a few days in the feisbuk)
(2nd hand, maybe tomorrow)
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No Happy 300!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Early Pregnancy Discharge Like Ovulation

the Danube. Claudio Magris. Translation: Joaquin Jorda. Editorial Anagram.

The wind blowing against the tide since 1986 in the course of the Danube. And whisper a name: Magris. Magris to close a page, to open aussi. Apparently its echoes reached the Campoamor Theatre in Oviedo a year ago. Still echo: Magris, something had to sing the siren before falling into the nets of a fisherman and be processed to become tuna.

the Black Sea or Euxine is the encounter with the desolation and the end of a magical journey that begins on the Danube in Germany. From the land of the Nibelungs, Claudio Magris (Trieste, 1939) plunges the reader with a literary style unusual, reflecting waters-rather than hull commercial vessels and the green face of some tourists, the range of a bunch of peoples inhabiting Central and Eastern Europe. The heraldic bird strikes, the sound of artillery and a smile inevitable for a generation that germinates, making each page of this river a suitable place to drown your lungs to fill with ink. The whistling of the wind says Magris I hear! You, reader, should hear it too.

Mythologies, chairs of economy, war, legendary castles, unusual stories about the protagonists of literary Europe , barbarian invasions, monsters refugees in monasteries wielding Senegalese cuchiollos on the trail of a rogue writer, narrow spaces and sky far away ... Donau, Dunaj, Duna, Dunav, Dunarea, Dunay, or whatever you want name-is a book that says it all with delicious echoes of nowhere.

Felipe Calderon Valencia - Dragonfly Books